Virginity test comedy

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Donald: Daddy:I am  getting married soon. How would I know if my wife to be is a virgin?

Daddy: Get a virginity test kit.

Donald: Dad what's that?

Daddy: get a can of red paint, a can of yellow paint and a hammer.


Donald: what..... Are you mad?

Daddy: paint the your right ball yellow and left ball red and as you remove your underwear, if she says, "I have never seen strange paint like this; hit her head with the hammer that's not a virgin.
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